nprmusic:

washingtonpost:

How to moonwalk, for the moonwalk-challeneged.

Instructive animated graphic is instructive. 

nprfreshair:

Jon Hamm explains emotions on Sesame Street. 

(You’re welcome)

Happy Hump Day, people! 

best-of-imgur:

Every time I listen to a friend talk through a problem in their life I have this thought…
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

Played 480 times

Float On - Modest Mouse

Always

craftjunkie:

Plush Bunny  {Tutorial}
Found at: chubbyhobby

craftjunkie:

Plush Bunny  {Tutorial}

Found at: chubbyhobby

redditfront:

This has to be the funniest crossover ever

Archer’s Burgers

nicolezai:

Yasssssss girl say it

and performing all those three definitions with someone you really care about is absolutely mind blowingand wait what’s masturbating then? 

nicolezai:

Yasssssss girl say it

and performing all those three definitions with someone you really care about is absolutely mind blowing

and wait what’s masturbating then? 

Today at work: Meth I help you

I learned that one of the best caregivers at work used to be a meth addict with 3 felonies under his record.

I had some intense story time with him where he told me he used to have it all.  He married into a rich family with a wonderful daughter, great wife, nice corvette,boat, and house. All of which was lost when he started getting fiddling with America’s number one addicting drug: crystal meth. He told me stories about going to buy it from his dealer and finding a $400 sack of it on the walkway of the drug dealer’s crib. He told me stories about his brother never recovering from alcoholism. He told me how he lived in a cold crack house for ten days. He also was hospitalized for a few weeks and was terrified of being released because he had no place to go. All of which turned about when his parents came through the door at the last day of his hospital release to give him one last chance.

This guy turned his life around from the deepest of dark times and admits to still being a mess with other present problems. I still gave him major props for being who he was today. 

We ended the whole conversation with him whipping out his dentures and showing me his meth teeth smile. 

We laughed, gave each other props, and continued to wipe down the bowel movements during our shift. 

There are some damn inspiring people out there, and you probably won’t ever really know any of their real stories unless you paid them with some kindness, trust, and respect. 


You Wish- Nightmare on Wax

Olafur Arnalds - Living Room Songs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=—GhheUHCdo

(Source: Spotify)

xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

doctorsherlocklokison:

shirleytemplar:

ship-hard:

psychopathicyoutubers:

How Girls Take A Shower

dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain

#ur missing when I waterbend

And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.

As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.

(Source: sassygraceffa)

best-of-imgur:

MRW I found out we were adopting my foster brother after 5 years of him living with my familyhttp://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

best-of-imgur:

MRW I found out we were adopting my foster brother after 5 years of him living with my family
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

(Source: jump-gate)

  • The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
  • The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
  • The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
  • The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
  • The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
  • The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people
  • The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
  • The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day